I     Prologue - Lauda Brevitatis

II    Introduction

III   Foreword

IV  Warnings

V   User’s Manual

1    Ceausescu or Ceaucescu (or Ceaușescu)

2    The Why

3    Freedom of Speech & Alternative Facts

4    My Mother is a Pain in the Neck

5    The Sweet Abyss of Nothingness

6    I Think, Therefore I am... Insisting

7    Time’s Up. Good Night.

8    It’s on You

9    Your Life Is Important

10  Wonderful People

11  With a Without

12  Santa Muerte

13  The Death Notice (1 of 2)

14  The Counterdeath Notice: Payback for a False Eulogy (2 of 2)

15  The Fox and the Grapes

16  Fed Up with (Con)Fabulations

17  Truth vs. Evidence

18  Talk vs. Say

19  The new baby in town

20  Insomnia

21  Old Love (forever), New Love (once again)